Written by Tommy Teleshopping PCT at 13:08 22/10-2017
With Mazurs 16th victory for Tommy Teleshopping at Uttendorf - Matrei in Osttirol, the 36 years old routinier won the team their first tangible award because the race was supposed to be a classic. Team legend Neville Lawrence once won a Parade Race called Ronde van Vlaanderen in October last year.
Now there's a problem, because Mazur and his co-leader Mockler had a falling out because of a disagreement on what the trophy is supposed to mean, according to Mazur, it's a wildebeast and according to Mockler, it's an ox. Sadly, they are not on speaking terms and trying to sabotage each others Jaguars braking cables in order to cause their untimely death.
Manager Tommy clears: "They should both shut up. We can all see it's a sloth." Because of the managers strength of character and persuation skills, both climbers agreed and decided not to continue their killing endeavours.
Tommy's bank account is now empty and a tax collector has been found dead in a ditch nearby, but that's a different matter.
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I see your girlfiend's mountain goat, and raise her an Alpine Ibex.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alpine_ibex
Update, my girlfriend thinks this is a mountain goat
I vote Ox.
Nice trophy!
Haha. Stay clear of trophies next time
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